fartedTumblr (3.0; @loldamort)http://loldamort.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kyleehenke.tumblr.com/post/49077727500">kyleehenke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>time for a nice mild children’s book before bedtime!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1f0f7836550dd10a38285f5fc29e22f1/tumblr_inline_mlyj1kFjuM1qz4rgp.jpg"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c906bbe254f56889612f7533f0e65d79/tumblr_inline_mlyj1wYPeA1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678998553http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678998553Sun, 05 May 2013 07:39:01 -0400<p><a href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/49676398184/when-your-phone-rings-and-you-turn-into-a-f-cking" class="tumblr_blog">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljtp2cwZDC1qed2ie.gif"/></p> <p><a href="http://goo.gl/l1Md1"> </a></p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678995490http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678995490Sun, 05 May 2013 07:38:57 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>nothing is worse than disliking someone who everyone likes</span></p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678993761http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678993761Sun, 05 May 2013 07:38:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73tjo89H41qm8260o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/49676426949/lol-here" class="tumblr_blog">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/">lol here!</a>)</p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678991582http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678991582Sun, 05 May 2013 07:38:50 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geniusbillionairesassmaster.tumblr.com/post/41514553103">geniusbillionairesassmaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aidanturnerfrustration.tumblr.com/post/41512870606/romantically-dysfunctional-morrissarty">aidanturnerfrustration</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://romantically-dysfunctional.tumblr.com/post/38296038142/morrissarty-twerknugget-rule-47837482130-of">romantically-dysfunctional</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morrissarty.tumblr.com/post/38295301057">morrissarty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twerknugget.tumblr.com/post/37397211357/rule-47837482130-of-tumblr-if-ur-australian">twerknugget</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>rule #47837482130 of tumblr</p> <p>if ur australian everyone automatically likes u </p> </div> </blockquote> <p>except the kiwis we can see right through your bullshit</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>shut the fuck up new zealand</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>You leave Middle Earth alone, Australia, or we’ll recolonize you.</p> <p>Sincerely, </p> <p>England.</p> </blockquote> <p>But Muuuuuuum</p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678989617http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678989617Sun, 05 May 2013 07:38:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6osl7NeJf1qkox6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6osl7NeJf1qkox6ao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites.tumblr.com/post/36347097124/ilikedansbutt-lolsomeone-actually">scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilikedansbutt.tumblr.com/post/36347069217/lolsomeone-actually-doctornipples">ilikedansbutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lolsomeone-actually.tumblr.com/post/36343652931/doctornipples-gettin-nakie-outside">lolsomeone-actually</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctornipples.tumblr.com/post/36220389039/gettin-nakie-outside-beelzebubby-do-i-win">doctornipples</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gettin-nakie-outside.tumblr.com/post/32215607057/beelzebubby-do-i-win-i-fucked-it-up-the">gettin-nakie-outside</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beelzebubby.tumblr.com/post/26553298870/do-i-win">beelzebubby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do i win</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="400" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavfycIUvt1r75v5o.jpg" width="500"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="640" src="http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae117/THH_01/OfcourseIam.jpg" width="960"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG</p> </blockquote> <p>THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS</p> </blockquote> <p>i’M LISGHING</p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678940734http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678940734Sun, 05 May 2013 07:37:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a1d76a521fbf77b8d3e248a83405a14/tumblr_mizvzs4ZGT1rtrpato1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lexcanroar.tumblr.com/post/44489801483/oh-my-god-i-just-snorted-pineapple-juice-out-of-my">lexcanroar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh my god I just snorted pineapple juice out of my nose </p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678925109http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678925109Sun, 05 May 2013 07:36:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indianchiefkeef.tumblr.com/post/42062302254/old-people-are-either-super-nice-or-the-meanest">indianchiefkeef</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>old people are either super nice or the meanest people on earth there is no in between </p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678922089http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678922089Sun, 05 May 2013 07:36:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/167c96346441bcc68ddc9b062ac630ae/tumblr_mhi96jUK3m1rq9l6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/49676998016/officiallyhilarious-lol-here" class="tumblr_blog">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://officiallyhilarious.tumblr.com/post/43491179768">officiallyhilarious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thats-so-me.me/post/42311324094/http-make-me-laugh-net-submitted"> </a></p> </blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/">lol here!</a>)</p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678916148http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678916148Sun, 05 May 2013 07:36:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katkinkat.tumblr.com/post/43974358116/i-dont-want-to-wear-clothes-i-want-to-wear">katkinkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY</p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678911373http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678911373Sun, 05 May 2013 07:36:35 -0400<p><a href="http://nicevagina.tumblr.com/post/49645192185" class="tumblr_blog">nicevagina</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicevagina.tumblr.com/post/34767289141">nicevagina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them</p> </blockquote> <p>well this got notes</p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678907952http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678907952Sun, 05 May 2013 07:36:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a9006904d235615b6f430ea9a15f431/tumblr_mma1r1EfMp1r3s5n0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memecollection.tumblr.com/post/49677369514" class="tumblr_blog">memecollection</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://memecollection.tumblr.com">For more funny posts click HERE!</a></p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678897716http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678897716Sun, 05 May 2013 07:36:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://subtweet.tumblr.com/post/29801820166/more-tattoo-artists-need-to-just-say-nah-dude">subtweet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”</p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678892784http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678892784Sun, 05 May 2013 07:36:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8x9eTd9y1qazdlwo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/49677427119/lol-here" class="tumblr_blog">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/">lol here!</a>)</p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678890166http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678890166Sun, 05 May 2013 07:36:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swasdicka.tumblr.com/post/39656263602">swasdicka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>horton hears his parents having sex </p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678887711http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678887711Sun, 05 May 2013 07:35:57 -0400<p><a href="http://laugh-addict.tumblr.com/post/49677421799/oh-you-take-15-minutes-to-text-me-back" class="tumblr_blog">laugh-addict</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bitch, I’ll take 18. </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmri7rKygT1qalo28.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678882563http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678882563Sun, 05 May 2013 07:35:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5596bf5cda443ae4f42b4d2c1f6c9bb/tumblr_mm15bf40Ob1s2ecu7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21d39f3ba99300cb6f67501c0f86127a/tumblr_mm15bf40Ob1s2ecu7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44200b83a33d80f137097178c30f420a/tumblr_mm15bf40Ob1s2ecu7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/caadf6f14f935c5bda6db688fc9b0d44/tumblr_mm15bf40Ob1s2ecu7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://hotguysandpizza.tumblr.com/post/49677749775" class="tumblr_blog">hotguysandpizza</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bausprouse.tumblr.com/post/49192431047/well-since-ive-been-flooded-with-messages-in-the">i</a>s no one going to talk about this ? </p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678870336http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678870336Sun, 05 May 2013 07:35:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b57066262ca734a4a6e0295f33945cb/tumblr_mm4ulxaaIr1qe6wjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/49677751199" class="tumblr_blog">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>It’s limited edition</span></p> <p>You break it, you buy it.</p></blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678863623http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678863623Sun, 05 May 2013 07:35:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drunknuncle.tumblr.com/post/47977647604/there-is-only-one-part-of-my-childhood-that-i-wish">drunknuncle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there is only one part of my childhood that i wish i could block from my memory</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/59365f1d76b653114fbfa811c8ae3fa9/tumblr_inline_ml9fveNlfk1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678857868http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678857868Sun, 05 May 2013 07:35:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://renkos.tumblr.com/post/48979449214/literally-all-my-friends-are-cute-then-im-just">renkos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>literally all my friends are cute then i’m just</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/61bc016aeefdccabb57901d0e2dedc59/tumblr_inline_mlw9hd0NNk1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678845422http://loldamort.tumblr.com/post/49678845422Sun, 05 May 2013 07:34:48 -0400