don’t you hate it when youre trying to play basketball and your heads in the game but your hearts in the song
- the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
- mum: what are you laughing at
- me: the internet
- mum: can i see?
- me: no
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
i know im popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once
- mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
my hobbies include embarrassing myself
This is Emma.
She really likes the song she is listening to.
However, she does not put it on her blog as autoplay because others might not like her shitty taste in music.
Good Job, Emma.
Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
Yesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was about 4 years old or so. he was a wearing a princess crown, had a princess wand, the autograph book was princesses, etc. and there was a grown man teasing him about “being gay”. A grown man.
Peter Pan likes to hang around the Adventureland bridge and he happened upon that scene. Not liking what he saw, especially from a grown up, he spoke up:
“Excuse me, sir, but I’m about to give you some advice I never tell anyone: grow up.”
- Plot Twist: Your crush actually likes you back.