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vanilla-bliss:

vanilla-bliss:

today my mum forced me to have an ultrasound because she thought i didn’t have a uterus

omfg 

ahhh memories

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

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earthnation:

earthnation:

what did the 0 say to the 8

nice belt

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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